Don't tell me what to blog about

Okay, here is a quick rant:

Please don't fucking tell me what to blog about. I seriously mean it - it pisses me off.

I had a person tell me to blog about something else because they find some of my posts boring. Listen bitch - did I force you to read my blog? Are you paying me to write this blog?

Then what gives you the right to come here and tell me what to blog about? Seriously, fuck off.

I find it disrespectful to say such things. I mean, I'm sorry if my poems or whatever don't make you orgasm, but honestly, who gave you the right to walk up to me and tell me what to do? Look, I am not saying that you - my reader - do not have the right to find my posts boring, or that I expect you to read all of my posts line by line. But if you are bored, then just don't read it.

This is my personal blog, I can write whatever the fuck I want. If I want to write ten posts about vacuum cleaners, then I will. Hell, even if I convert this entire blog to a blog about vacuum cleaners, then I will. If you don't want to read it, then don't.

I would never say that to any of my friends about their blogs. I don't read their whole post if it doesn't interest me, but I would never tell them what to blog about.

Ok look, you are welcome to comment on my posts, and write about what you disagree with, but honestly, don't tell me what content I should put up because you are currently bored.

If you think you are suck a big maestro, then why don't you go and write your own content? Lets see how good you are at generating interest.

Honestly, for many posts it takes me a lot of time and effort to write them (like this, and this, and this), so you are just being disrespectful. Even posts that look quick and easy (like the entire January "Air Quotes" series) take a lot of consideration on my part, since I hope to share the passion which these things evoked in me.

So seriously, unless you have some interesting constructive criticism, don't bother to approach me.