I love blogging and I love doodling around my blog. Even if no one might be reading most of my posts, it still feels nice to put things out there, either as a therapy for stress, or to share things I find exciting.
To celebrate this "occasion" (oh god, I'm so lame) I thought it would be nice to do a little roundup of blog stats, from Google Analytics. I haven't had that many visitors, but it's still sort of interesting to see where things are.
General
US Map of Number of Visitors From Each State
Maybe Texans and Californians think like me?
Top 5 Most Viewed Posts
Post | Page views | |
1 | 140 | |
2 | 66 | |
3 | 40 | |
4 | 39 | |
5 | 39 | |
There are so many people who arrive on my no. 1 post searching for things like "cute penguins". Maybe I should just start a blog about pictures of penguins, and become super-rich.
Top 5 Search Keywords
Keyword | Number of visitors via keyword | Possible blog post they were looking for |
richey edward | 28 | |
baby emperor penguin | 19 | |
baby penguins | 19 | |
owl pendant | 15 | |
cathode ray tube amusement device | 12 |
So I guess now I know that the only thing people care about is penguins.
Funniest Search Keywords
Funny Search Keywords | Possible blog post they were looking for |
www.google sexy beast gogal sexy beast googale sexy beast google sexy google sexy beast | Perhaps “Googale” is the name of a famous porn star? |
and please keep in mind that i think physicists are the sexiest people on earth | |
asian porn with english subtitles | I swear I never wrote about porn on my website :O |
depressed penguin | |
fucking annoyed xanga quotes | Never wrote anything about being fucking annoyed with Xanga |
indian fucking videos on toppv | Erm... |
Ya'll need to stop looking for porn all the time. Porn, contrary to popular believe, is not the glue which holds the internet together.
Posts I am proud of
Usually this blog is a list of pissed off ramblings, but every once in a while I do write things which I am proud of. Firstly, this blog has helped me hone my poetry skills quite a bit. I am proud of all the poetry I have put up on this blog, even the ones where I come across as a pissed off 82 year old grandma.
Secondly, here is a list of posts which are my particular favourites:
A short description of childhood games and make-believe.
A post about my nightmare of having to take a Chemistry exam again.
An essay on Time magazine's use of Aisha on their cover, and the comparison this has with National Geographic's famous photograph of Sharbat Gula.
A little essay on swearing. Fuck yeah!
My distaste of ridiculous economists, expressed the the form of an even more ridiculous surrealist short story.
A long essay, on me trying to act like a poor man's Sartre. Seriously though, I love Physics, and I hope those questions get answered soon.
This was hilrious! :D
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And I spelled hilarious wrong, lmao! :D
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