- I think I have lactose intolerance now, because I can't digest any of the milk I drink. I will have to start buying crappy soy milk, like all the hippie vegans (and other lactose intolerant people, obviously).
- My laptop is getting worse. Either Windows, or Acer is fucking around. Or maybe they are both fucking each other on my motherboard, and creating an unholy demonic child, with a Blue Screen of Death for a face. Seriously, almost everyday I get a blue Screen of Death, it's driving me insane.
I think I will have to buy a new laptop. But I hate buying new electronics, because it's such a waste (e-waste, to be precise). Also, I hate moving all my data from one machine to another.
At this point in my life, I'm considering going gay with a Mac*. It's better than getting repeatedly violated by Windows.
- Midterm grades are out. The joy.
- I attempted to cook something decent this weekend. Let's just say that the eggplant ended up tasting like beef (?).
*An old nerd joke. But I think it's more applicable to Windows.
hahahaha. your life sounds like Peter Parker instead of Spiderman.
ReplyDeleteGood luck for things to turn around soon.
I had one continous streak of mishaps, dont worry it passes on soon and gives your memories(nightmares) to count the blessings.
I don't drink milk i turned into an evil vegan awhile back, i really don't miss it.
ReplyDeleteYou should def go with a mac, everything is much quicker and the web looks much more slick.
I want to go back to school but the $650.00 a credit hour keeps un seducing me. Maybe when some type of reform occurs with that whole system.
Haha did the egg plant turn gray?
you know there's a third option: the emasculated, easily-dominated man that is ubuntu!
ReplyDelete1) I used to be lactose intolerant. But I love milk so much that I kept drinking it, every week, fighting through the stomach pains, until I built up an immunity to it. Because of this, I am no longer lactose intolerant. I'm not joking.
ReplyDelete2) Just last week my laptop was blue screening constantly because the hard drive was starting to fail. If I were you, I'd save any files you want to keep to a flash drive or online ASAP before you lose everything. Right as I saved all of my files, the laptop blue screened, crashed, and I couldn't turn it on again. I fixed it for free under the warranty, but not losing my important files: priceless.
3) Don't go Mac. That's just what the ghost of Steve Jobs WANTS you to do.
Lastly, since you're never really sure who leaves you comments, we're going to start adding a signature to each of our comments.
I also wanted to mention that I do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I enjoy smoking meth a lot, and I have on many occasions been intimate with other men.
Sincerely,
Brandon
@meandmythinkingcap:
ReplyDeletethanks for the encouragement :)
@GreyBlots:
Maybe I can do a smooth over to soy milk too. But I love milk too much :'(
I'm not sure how tempted I am to buy a Mac. They are rather pricey too.
I hope your uni situation works out.
And yes, the eggplant did, indeed, turn grey. Tasted okay, but seemed a bit like meat o__O
@-E-:
I disagree. Ubuntu is the alpha male!
@A Beer for the Shower:
I wish I had the guts to keep drinking milk (see what I did there?) But I really cannot face another horrible day of a bloated stomach and abdominal pains.
I didn't think it was possible to build an immunity to it. Pretty cool actually. I love milk a lot too. Seriously, what will I have for breakfast now?
Wow, you had Windows too? Seriously, the Blue Screen is so unholy. Maybe we should get the same Jewish laptop that Bryan has.
Still not sure if Steve Jobs' ghost has seduced me enough or not.
And your great revelation list at the end is just... well, great :)
WOOOT i think if i have lactose tolerant, i will die because i love milk so much! i'm drinking one right now, omg. I tried drinking Soy Milk, and could only last for a few days. Chocolate soy milk is really good though but hahah i think it defeats the whole purpose of what a soy milk is XD
ReplyDeleteSame situation with my Acer and all the laptops we've got at home hahaha, either that my family is doom to break all things. Come and join us with the lovely mac people. i hate buying new technology things as well, this is why i'm resisting to buy new phones and using my friend's instead. But mom said i NEED to get one once i get back. Seriously don't want to move on into touch screen, i hate touch screen :( i need to go to some therapy for this.
Eggplant tasted like beef? That's a miracle, i'm too poor to buy meat.
Celsy
@Cels:
ReplyDeleteI love milk so much too! :'( Makes me a saaad panda! Is soy milk that bad? I have never had it before, but I need my proteins so I'm going to have it. I heard it tastes sweet, but then again...
I think laptops are just suckity in general. I'm not sure when I will be buying a new laptop, but I don't think it will be anytime soon.
I hate touch screen too! My parents keep trying to buy me an iPhone, but I said no, no, no. Talk about first world problems.
There is software Digeus Registry Fixer I recommend to use it when windows freezes, chashes or doesn't boot up. I also recommend to use Tune Up Suite. It automatically identifies and repairs common Windows problems.
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