What is with almost every single song being about love or breaking up. I am sick of all this puppy love crooning, mixed with tears of regret and lust.
Seriously, grab any random album, and look up the lyrics of all the songs in it. I guarantee you, at least 50% of the songs will be about something related to love.
People write songs about love as if it's some universal human thing.
You know what is more universal than love? Heart disease and diabetes.
I wish people would write songs about heart disease and diabetes.
Such a heart ache,
Oooh, such a literal heart ache,
When my left hand shuddered,
And I collapsed,
In your arms,
When my arteries closed up,
Yeah, baby, all my arteries closed up,
From all that trans-isomer,
Cloggin' up my delicate insides
But I knew,
All along,
That this heart ache was gonna happen,
'Cause my blood,
Had too much sugar,
From all that,
Gluttonous love.
Sucrose, lactose, fructose (sucrose, lactose...)
I desire you all day long now,
All day,
You're in my dreams
...
Please feel free to add your own lyrics about any other form of human suffering below.
HAHAHAH omg did you come up with that yourself? awesomeness
ReplyDeleteYeah, i know what you mean. They seemed alright the first time round, but as I listened to more songs they seem whiny :/
Yup, wrote it down in a few fuming minutes ;)
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