Sunday, 30 October 2011

Robot Fish

Aie!
Slosh! Slosh!

Here I swim,
Within this emerald liquid,
Swishling about my little tail,
Slopping about my fins,
In and out,
With this bulging great apparatus,
On my eye,
Sending sonars,
In all directions.

All surface tension,
To perfect precision.

Little gelatin filled monsters around me,
Trying to outwit me,
Their golden scales flashing,
But my lovely smooth metallic cover,
Outwits them with their clumsy clatter,
My minute hydraulic pumps,
Piston on piston,
Pump on pump,
Pushing great waves of crystals,
In and out.

Those horrid collagen creatures,
Who simply exist,
To consume on others,
Not for a second considering,
This beautiful emerald green,
Not a even an instance of intelligence,
To spare,
For this aqua blue all around,
Multitudes of joy,
Every single molecule,
Salt, sulphur, carbonate,
All gently floating,
In this divine solvent,
Which gives birth to all life.

Each photon of light,
Scattered in perfect unison,
Sending waves of pristine delight,
Reflecting from this titanium frame,
This insignificant metal,
Of which I consist,
As if each photon had loved me,
In some previous organic life.

As if it were at all possible,
For God to design anything more immaculate.

Infinity


It's only thoughts like this which keep me going nowadays.

Does anyone have advice on how to pick yourself up after soul-crushing depression? I wouldn't usually mind, but it's affecting my work badly.

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

9 Awesome HTML5 Tools

This semester I am taking a Web Application and Development class. I've been hearing about HTML5 for a while now, but I never looked into the details until I took this class. While doing some research for it, I came across a ton of really useful tools and applications, all using HTML5 elements.

The awesome thing about HTML5 is that it has the potential to make developing web applications a lot more consistent across all the different browsers. For a long time, developing web applications required you to test it for the different browsers, and even write separate code for each browser to make sure that it is compatible.

With HTML5, the browser just interprets the HTML and renders the page to you. No extra plugins required, no hassle. Since it's standardised under one umbrella (the W3C), there are no real differences between how different browsers interpret it.

For example, playing videos (on YouTube, etc) usually requires a Flash plugin. Not only is installing a plugin annoying, but Flash also injects a good dose of horse tranquiliser into your computer (it takes up a lot of processing power is basically what I'm saying). Whereas using the HTML5 video tag takes up a lot less processing power. In addition to that, you can do all sorts of cool editing on the video.

So I thought I will do some link lovin' in this blog post, and share some of the best and most useful HTML5 tools I have come across.

I am mainly linking to apps that I have played around with myself, and things that load in a decent amount of time. For example, the Ok Go HTML5 video takes eons to load, so I won't really be linking to that (well, okay, I just did, but you can chose to check it out or not).

Also, there are so many HTML5 apps being developed now that my head nearly exploded browsing through them all. Hence, the focus of this post is on HTML5 tools only. I.e. not games and simply entertainment stuff, but online applications which I hope you can make use of.

Let me know in the comments what you tried out and which ones you liked (or didn't like). If you find other cool things, shout out below.

Note that if you are using an old browser, none of these features will work. I recommend the latest versions of Chrome or Firefox (Safari is fairly decent too, and IE9 now has HTML5). If it's a little slow to load, please be patient :)

1) deviantArt Muro
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Muro

What better way to start the linkage love than with one of the best HTML5 online drawing tools developed.

I have seen a lot of HTML5-based drawing tools, but Muro just eats everyone's cake. It's almost like online Photoshop. There are 22 filters to chose from, and you can add multiple layers, as well as do basic things like fill block colours and use the paint brush. Both the "basic" and "pro" versions are available for free.

But for more advanced features, like using brushes and importing your own images, you need to register for a deviantArt account.


2) Finden
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Finden

This uses HTML5, Javascript and the Geolocation API to find and display all the tweets in your area (you can zoom in and out). I wish there was a way to change the location and see the tweets for other locations.


3) Continuous Calender
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Continuous Calendar

This calendar application saved my life mid way though this university semester. I really needed an online application to write down all my deadlines and exam dates, but I hate using Google Calender because, to me it's simply badly designed (too much clutter, too messy and clunky).

This is where Continuous Calendar comes in. It has infinite scrolling, so navigation between each month is incredibly smooth. Also, there is no server side feature, i.e. all your data is stored in your browser, so your data is completely private.

Maybe other people might not like it because of its simplicity and lack of functionality (for example, you cannot share your calendar with other people), but if you are looking for an application to simply plan your daily schedule, then you will like this.


4) Art of Stars
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Art of Stars

This uses geolocation to find where you are, and shows the star constellation directly above you. I am loving all the cool applications based on geolocation.


5) Colorist
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Colorist

Determines the basic color palette from any image that you upload. Useful to generate color palettes for any designs centered on photos.


6) Neon Flames
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Neon Flames

I blogged about this tool before, but since this post is my full closure on HTML5 tools, I thought to link to it again.

Using this tool, you can draw awesome, gracious-looking flames, and then download the PNG file. Unfortunately you cannot upload your own images and draw on them (yet). But still, pretty cool stuff.


7) Rutt-Etra-Izer
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Rutt-Etra-Izer

You can upload any image you fancy, and this renders the WebGL version of the Rutt-Etra video synthesiser. You can manipulate the image how you like, and then save it. I am not sure how useful you will find this app, but I loved playing around with it so much that I just had to link to it. And the final product looks wicked cool.


8) Background Generator
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Background generator

This app is bucket loads of awesome. I don't usually make backgrounds for any of my blogs in Photoshop (my background is always white), but I have tried and I find it to be a pain. Especially since I'm a novice when it comes to using Photoshop brushes and creating textures.

This allows you to design Photoshop-esque backgrounds within your browser. You can also enter a URL to preview the background on your website in real-time, without uploading it to your server.

Design some of those subtle noise, wood, and other "web3.0" backgrounds in a breeze. Select a texture to combine with the gradient. Then apply it to your website by generating the CSS code, or just saving the image.


9) YouTube

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YouTube in HTML5

Most people don't know that YouTube has an HTML5 version in beta testing. As I mentioned in the introduction, using HTML5 to play videos takes up less processing power, so you might want to try out YouTube in HTML5.

You can switch on the HTML5 version by visiting the link above, and switch it off anytime by visiting the same link. Note that not all of the videos are converted to HTML5, but you can use the advanced search to look for them, or simply add "webm=1" (without quotes) at the end of any search query.

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Life Updates (for 0.0000000001% of the human population that cares)

  • I think I have lactose intolerance now, because I can't digest any of the milk I drink. I will have to start buying crappy soy milk, like all the hippie vegans (and other lactose intolerant people, obviously).

  • My laptop is getting worse. Either Windows, or Acer is fucking around. Or maybe they are both fucking each other on my motherboard, and creating an unholy demonic child, with a Blue Screen of Death for a face. Seriously, almost everyday I get a blue Screen of Death, it's driving me insane.

    I think I will have to buy a new laptop. But I hate buying new electronics, because it's such a waste (e-waste, to be precise). Also, I hate moving all my data from one machine to another.

    At this point in my life, I'm considering going gay with a Mac*. It's better than getting repeatedly violated by Windows.

  • Midterm grades are out. The joy.

  • I attempted to cook something decent this weekend. Let's just say that the eggplant ended up tasting like beef (?).

*An old nerd joke. But I think it's more applicable to Windows.

Sunday, 16 October 2011

HTML5 Neon Flames


There are so many awesome HTML5 toys you can mess around with, here is another one: Neon Flames by 29a.ch.

The results are gorgeous. Make sure you increase the "intensity" and the velocities to see more fluid results. You can then download high quality PNG images of your finished work.

Saturday, 15 October 2011

What's the time in Sydney?

I really want to talk to my brother, but I hate the gigantic time leap between where I live and Sydney.

Whenever I call, he's sleeping.

I miss him a lot :'(

I think I am becoming all emotionally volatile again.

Friday, 14 October 2011

The Evil Cat Organisation

Image via link

This image reminds me of you, Cels, and your crazy Victorian cat shirt (I saw that graphic around 3 years ago, but I still can't get it out of my head).

And yes, I devoted an entire blog post to this.

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Songs about love

What is with almost every single song being about love or breaking up. I am sick of all this puppy love crooning, mixed with tears of regret and lust.

Seriously, grab any random album, and look up the lyrics of all the songs in it. I guarantee you, at least 50% of the songs will be about something related to love.

People write songs about love as if it's some universal human thing.

You know what is more universal than love? Heart disease and diabetes.

I wish people would write songs about heart disease and diabetes.

Such a heart ache,
Oooh, such a literal heart ache,
When my left hand shuddered,
And I collapsed,
In your arms,
When my arteries closed up,
Yeah, baby, all my arteries closed up,
From all that trans-isomer,
Cloggin' up my delicate insides


But I knew,
All along,
That this heart ache was gonna happen,
'Cause my blood,
Had too much sugar,
From all that,
Gluttonous love.


Sucrose, lactose, fructose (sucrose, lactose...)
I desire you all day long now, 
All day,
You're in my dreams


...

Please feel free to add your own lyrics about any other form of human suffering below.

Miracle Worker

The single Miracle Worker by SuperHeavy.



Huh, I just came across this, even though it was posted 2 months ago. I have been hearing about this supergroup for a while now, consisting of Mick Jagger, A.R Rahman, Joss Stone, Damian Marley and Dave Stewart.

I kinda like this song - very catchy. And it has such a jumble of elements mixed together and they actually manage to fit together. Even though the beat is over used and overheard, it's still sort of refreshing to listen to. I love Damien Marley and Joss Stone in this - Joss Stone's voice is especially gorgeous, and she's just awesome all around.

I wish there was more A.R Rahman love though, his voice is so damn amazing, it would have made the song infinitely better.

And is it weird to say that Mick Jagger is a bit too extravagant in this video? I mean, what's up with the dance moves in the pink suit? His singing bits actually sound nice when you are just listening to the song, rather than watching him 'move' in the video.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Fusion makes the world go around

I love this performance by Shara Worden and yMusic Ensemble. I love the way she sings, with so many expressions and nuances. Performances like these make me feel like music is still very much alive and thriving.



If you want to read more about yMusic Ensemble, I wrote a blog post about them here (art blog link), .

Monday, 3 October 2011

Jesus Motherflippin' Christ: New Season of Arrested Development Announced

Ok, I am midway through the shittiest discreet Math homework ever, which is due in tomorrow; I have another huge computer lab, also due in tomorrow (and I barely know how to do it); and I have a Biology midterm (again - tomorrow).

But I am so goddamn happy because Arrested Development, one of my favourite television shows of all time, has just been renewed for a 4th season, after a 5 year long hiatus. And joy upon joy, they also announced a movie.
At an "Arrested Development" reunion Sunday at the New York Festival, the creators and cast announced plans for another season of the short-lived but critically acclaimed TV show, which went off the air in 2006 after just three seasons. They also discussed more concrete plans for a much-awaited movie. 
Creator Mitchell Hurwitz said he wanted to do the movie originally but decided to tell where the nine main characters have been for the last five years. The Fox show starred Jason Bateman, Michael Cera and Portia de Rossi. 
Shooting for the TV show is tentatively set to begin next summer.
The movie doesn't have a release date, Hurwitz said, adding that the creative aspects have been largely worked out, but the business side is still being negotiated. 
via Yahoo! News
Aaah, it's impossible to be sad when the Bluth's are going to be back in business.

Do you have any idea how long I have been waiting in my cave, biding my time until something like this is announced? I think I must have watched every episode 6 times at least. Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Exclamation point

It's impossible to declare your excitement of something in Mathematics. 

Every time I write down an exclamation mark, it is deemed to be a factorial sign :(
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